Common sense would dictate that after repeatedly seeing something that one would grow weary of it. And yet, Emmy Rossum continues to get nude on Shameless and not one single person on the face of the planet is tired of it. That's probably because there is nothing common about Emmy Rossum's boobs. They are extra, super, fantastic, awesome boobs.
We all have certain ways of doing things. Whether you think about it or not, we all walk a certain way, talk a certain way, do dishes, rake the yard, swim, run, bike, and so on in a way that truly our own. For Demi Lovato she has a certain way of catching some rays. That way, sexy. Very, very, very sexy.
We all know that the proof is in the pudding. And while none of us probably know where or how that saying came out, we all know what it means. So, when I say that Jessica Biel's workout are really doing wonders for her body, the proof is in the pudding... or in the case the proof is in the hotness of Jessica Biel's ass.
Ask yourself this question; have you admired Kim Kardashian West's cleavage recently? If the answer is no, then you need to go ahead, stop what you are doing, and start admiring. Kim Kardashian West has some pretty awesome cleavage and we should make time to admire it.
The idea of Sofía Vergara in a bikini alone is enough to cause someone to feel lightheaded, increase blood pressure, and make your heart pound like it's going to jump right out of your chest. Yes, the thought of Sofia Vergara in a bikini is something that should not be taken lightly. So, I hope you are sitting down because here is Sofia Vergara in a bikini.
If you are going to do something, don't go half ass. Go full ass or go home. While I'm sure each and every one of us has uttered those words to someone (or a team) as a way of encouraging everyone, maybe we should change it up. Instead of saying "Go full ass or go home" we switch to "Go Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Bare Ass or go home!"
There are times when we don't want to beat around the bush. We need to cut through the red tape and right to the point, no messing around. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes know what I'm talking about. They just right to showing off their awesome thong tanlines without wasting any of our time.
You ever have one of those moments when you're not sure if you're dreaming or you're awake? I'm kind of having one of those moments right now because typically when I see Elizabeth Hurley dancing on a beach in a bikini I'm asleep and having one of my all time favorite dreams.
Doesn't matter if you're having the single greatest day in all of human history or one of those days when you can't even find a reason to get out of your bed, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Happy, sad, upset, angry, completely neutral, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Yep, a nude Erika Albonetti is one of those things everyone needs.
While I have never understood the point of sheer anything (why would you attempt to cover something with something that is see-through?) I will say that Brittney Doull in a sheer top is pretty darn delightful. And I think one of the reasons why it's so damn delightful is that she's not trying to cover up anything.
You ever stop to think about the fact that as we get older we stop playing pretend? We never use a towel as a cape anymore, never roller skate in the house imagining we're at a disco, and we never fill the bathtub with a bit of water while showering and act like we're on a submarine that's been hit. The days of pretending are long gone, but after seeing Paige Marie Evans in all kinds of outfits, you might want to start up again.
Whenever you go someplace, like the beach, where you know the sun is going be shining down on you, it's always important to bring something to cover your face. Nothing worse than the bright sun in your eyes. If you can't see, you might miss a topless Lea Gargiulo wearing a visor.
Oh, Heidi Klum, why must you do this to us? Why? Why must you drive us so crazy with your fantastic boobs and killer stomach? Why? Why? Well, I think we actually know the answer (because your boobs are amazing and we don't know how we'd survive without them), but still WHY?!?!
We all have something that always makes us happy. No matter our mood or what's going on, there are a few things that bring a smile to our faces. Be it a funny movie, a good friend to talk to, or Doutzen Kroes in bikini, happiness is right around the corner when those magical treats are near. Personally, I'd skip the movie and dump the friend for Doutzen Kroes in a bikini.
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